More Korea Times failures and hatred

LEE HYO-HE?

11/30/2009 

     My favorite daily funny paper, the Korea Times, had a great story about Lee Hyo-ri's return from the U.S.  For those of you who don't know, Lee is Korea's version of Madonna.  She's one of the top pop singers in the country who used to be pretty hot.  Like Madonna, the older she gets, the skankier she gets.  This article claimed that Lee "returned to Seoul Sunday from his 20-day trip to the United States."  I didn't know  that Lee was a man.  Thank you, Korea Times.  

 A LOSING WIN?

12/1/2009
     The Korea Times is as funny as Fox News is scary.  A headline yesterday declared:  "Seo Wins Miss Int'l".  Miss International is one of the three largest female objectification pageants.  Seo Eun-mi placed second in the masturbatory competition of fake women with fake surgeries and fake attitudes.  Only in Korea would a newspaper claim that the first loser was the winner.

MORE BARBIE HATE

12/1/2009
     I have said it many times before:  I have zero respect for people who undergo elective plastic surgery.  Ironically, I live in South Korea, one of the top two or three countries in the world in terms of the number of elective surgeries performed per capita.  Last year this nation of 50 million people imported enough Botox to inject 400-500,000 people.  Korea also imported enough silicone to give 14,000 insecure, emotionally screwy women fake boobs.  Korea estimates its plastic surgery market to be worth around W1 trillion.

UPDATE 12/1/2009
     I didn't have this up post up for more than a few hours before the Korea Times carried news of a former Miss Argentina dying of complications from an ass surgery.  1994 Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, had a gluteoplasty involving shots of liquid into her butt.  The injections made their way to her lungs and brains causing a lethal pulmonary embolism.  The story included a quote from her friend, Roberto Piazza. "A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," said Piazza.  A mother of twins threw her life away over vanity and a tighter ass.  You'll get no sympathy here. 

peace,

Nut